Spring has come and Duke Gardens is in full bloom. Click the picture below for a small gallery including a true rarity; something in color.
Why I would hire this Cat over most People
Meet James Bond the cat. It’s my parent’s cat and I generally dislike him on a personal level. I mean really dislike him. This 13 pound ball of fur is noisy, he can’t figure out if he wants to stay in or go out, and did I mention noisy?!? This cat screams it’s head off for hours on end and it’s not pleasant.
But the cat has something that I think lacks in virtually ever person I have ever known. He knows exactly who he is and he has the drive to do exactly what he was built to do. And he is good at it. Really good.
In his case it’s catch birds/lizards/mice and for that, I actually admire him.
And that’s exactly why I would hire this cat. I may not like him personally, but if I was looking for a mouse hunter, this cat would be who I would hire. He’s got the credentials (look at those claws), the experience (he is young, but he knows what he is doing), and most of all, he is an innovative, highly driven mouse hunting machine.
We say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but what about nurturing a young cat’s natural skills? I think we have a winner.
And on a side note, that gives me an awesome new business idea… a Rent-a-Cat Extermination service. It’s low employment cost and highly effective. Plus you get a cat for a day or two. Pretty sweet idea if you ask me.
Pitching to Bloggers: Everything you need to know, you learned in a bar
Normally I shy away from further relating the advertising and marketing world to the Mad Men inspired alcoholic perception that seems to dominate many outsiders perceptions about the industry, but today I’ll make an exception. There is a lot you can learn in a bar. And some of it may help your career! So without further interruption… Brian’s PR Lessons from a bar.

Lesson Number 1
The first step to connecting with a blogger is scouting out the Blogsphere. If you are looking for a mobile technology blogger, it makes no sense talking to a consumer electronics blogger. You both obviously like tech gizmo’s, but let’s face it, they aren’t your type. There is no real chemistry in this relationship. And secondly, if you are a band geek, the chances of you picking up the head cheerleader are pretty low. You might get lucky and snag a big win, but chances are that you would be better spending that energy talking to a blogger a little more in your league.
Lesson Number 2
You have 30 seconds to get a blogger’s attention. Think of this as a your pick-up line. Be original, be confident, and ALWAYS be yourself. Bloggers are generally pretty savvy people and they get a lot of attention. They know they are being hit on and attempting to trick them or hiding what you really want will not end well for you. If you have something good to offer, let that speak for itself. In other words, get to the point; they know that you want them. And furthermore, don’t be sloppy! Grammar and style count. No-one wants to be hit on by a tipsy person.
Lesson 3
Follow up. The three day rule most definitely applies. Just because your first attempt didn’t end in a homerun doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try again. Second attempts prove your interest. But don’t try too hard. That’s just sad and kinda creepy.
Lesson 4
Bloggers are not one night stands. Using a blogger and ditching them after you get what you want is mean. If your campaign is a success and you are hired to do further work for your client, it’s nice to have a little black book.
Lesson 5
Send a Thank You Note. This one doesn’t really come from something that you learned in a bar, but I’m going to include it because it’s the considerate thing to do. And in a world that doesn’t really like PR people (it’s true), a personal thank you goes soooooo far. I’m serious. Thank You Notes may in fact be the most beneficial thing that you can do to nurture a relationship.
Geese, Ducks, and Pups
A few weeks ago I visited Duke Gardens to scout out the early spring blooms. I was a little early, but this time around, I hit the early season jackpot. The main attraction is yet to hit, but the flowering trees and tulips have just started to bloom.
Of course, I was not the only person to have noticed the start of spring. The gardens were filled today even as Duke was battling hard against Michigan in the NCAA Tournament. But of course, I totally forgot to recharge my camera batteries from the DOOK/UNC Game a few weeks ago… And naturally I learned of this the hard way; just as I was about to take an awesome pic of a young beagle about to give a sleeping duck a little wake-up call, my camera decided it was time to hibernate… that’s one for the “not cool” list.
Well it’s early in the season and I’m sure there will be more days to play.
UNC Versus DOOK March 6 2011
Just a quick gallery upload! Click on the photo below for the gallery. And if you like this gallery, check out my UNC/Chapel Hill collection!
Early Spring at Duke Gardens
I’m starting to find myself having more in common with former NY State gubernatorial candidate Jimmy McMillan, whose total campaign was based on the fact that the rent in NYC is “too damn high.” I totally agree, but then again, free market economics is kinda hard to argue with: location, location, location. I’ve spent time in a 10th floor Upper East Side apartment overlooking Central Park. $3000/month for that view… I have no question in my mind why people say that was a steal. Yes I know all about rent stabilization and rent control, but I seriously doubt it plays a huge role in the Manhattan rent game. But back to my point: Jimmy has found a new “cause” to lend his talents too… weather.
So here in the southland, it appears winter is over. The plants are already showing the signs of an early spring. And to celebrate the fact, I loaded up my iPod, put a 4 GB card into my trusty D300, and made the 10 mile trip to Duke’s Sarah P. Duke Gardens to see what’s happening in the plant world. Turns out I was a little early to this year’s spring fling, but there were a few early arrivals. The fact that the sky was a deep Carolina Blue, the temperature was 60 some degrees Fahrenheit, and UNC and DOOK battle today in what looks like a classic match-up… I wasn’t really complaining. Well enough of my banter, click the picture for a small gallery.
The Warren Buffet Concert Investment Theory Part 2
The realization of an investment can be a wonderful experience or in the case of a loss, a feeling similar to putting a trusted horse out to paster. Luckily for me, my investment not only resulted in a positive gain, but it was a large enough gain that I’m going to both the Cut Copy and LCD Soundsystem concerts for zero cost to me. I’m sure I could of held out for more, but I achieved my goals and being greedy was an extra risk I didn’t feel was needed. It’s kind of like going to Vegas: just because you won one round doesn’t mean you are going to win the next. Know when to cut your losses, but more importantly, know when to take the money and run.
While I’m happy with my win, I’m not the only one who is playing the NYC concert market for what it’s worth. Take for example the insanity surrounding LCD Soundsytem’s last ever show. The rumor mill has been hard at work coming up with theories about what happened and to be honest, I’m inclined to believe they may have some truth behind them. Withholding tickets and slowly selling them off for outrages gains thanks to the hype is a pretty crazy idea, but this is the music and entertainment industry. Rules don’t really exist. My experiences playing the market tells me something isn’t exactly black and white. I can understand Terminal 5 selling out quickly for an indie band like Cut Copy or LCD Soundstystem, but Madison Square Garden? Last time I checked, the Strokes concert at Madison Square Garden the night before LCD still has tickets available. It’s hard to believe that LCD Soundsystem sold out the venue within seconds while the Strokes concert still has tickets left… Just my thoughts.
Freelance Rates and SEO
Today I thought I would take the time to explain a really basic rate structure of freelancing and do something that advertising agencies are increasing expecting… work for free.
So for the first order of business: the rate structure. What is a freelancer’s time and skill worth? That really depends on a lot of things, but at a vary basic level, it’s really a function of three things: “experience”/experience, talent, and location.
The first area I’ll talk about is the effect of location. This one is pretty straightforward: a freelancer with a New York address is historically going to be able to charge more for their services than a freelancer based in say, North Carolina. It’s silly to assume that just because someone has an NYC address that they are inherently more valuable, but from my experience, it’s the truth. I could attempt to make the argument that the Internet has helped reduce this archaic fact, but I’m not quite ready to do that. The idea of outsourcing creative services to the developing world in order to save a buck pretty much debases that argument. There are simply too many sub-factors such as location based cost-of-operation costs that play a major role in determining location related overhead/variable costs and that’s more detail than I want to go into today. Just take it for fact, location plays a major role in rates.
The second area is talent. At a basic level, it’s defined as one’s natural ability to do something. In the real world, I’ll argue that it’s one’s ability to do something well. That’s a function of natural ability and learned ability. I’ve got a lab tested VO2 Max in the range of 70-75 ml/kg/min. Compared to the average 23 year old male at say 45-50 ml/kg/min, that’s high. In non-science-y terms, that basically means my body can take in oxygen at a level comparable to many professional endurance athletes. The guys winning the NYC Marathon and Tour de France are normally just a wee bit higher at say 80-85 ml/kg/min. That being said, I routinely get dropped by Cat 2 amateur cycling racers. So I may have the natural capability to take in oxygen like a pro, but right now I’m not able to take my natural ability and fully exploit it. And that’s “talent” in a nutshell: it’s not about potential, it’s about being able to exploit it. Those people who can tap into their strengths tend to be really good at what they do and thusly have the ability to charge higher rates.
Now for the most difficult area, “experience” and experience. This is the hardest area to simplify into a few sentences. That’s mostly because it’s the easiest to manipulate. And on that note, how do you really define experience?!? I can’t even begin to give you an answer for the last question, but what I can tell you is experience is very subjective. Just because you have 10-20 years of business experience does not mean you know anything about social media, SEO, etc. It’s a great background, but the fact is “time in the business” or a long list of projects is a poor indicator of value or expertise. What it does do is allow “experienced” freelancers to create strong networks of business relationships resulting in higher wages for the same work. That’s “experience,” not experience. Experience on the other hand is a major asset in setting your rates. And from my personal experiences, experience does not have a direct relationship to time. It’s correlational.
So know for the free work part: some SEO Tips. SEO works like a skyscraper. You need a solid base (good content) before you can build up (increase visibility). Without it, your building will fall down.

1) Content. If you have a boring website, no one will want to read it. If you have content that is both relevant and engaging, you have your solid base. Take for example Rem Koolhaas’s Seattle Public Library. It’s got both and I never miss going to see it when I’m in Seattle. How many libraries have that?
2) Internal Structure. If you get the chance before it’s complete, visit the site of the NYC Freedom Tower. I’ve been lucky enough to see the memorial lights in person two years in a row now and I’ve also made it a point to visit the area once a year to see the building’s progress. Be like a skyscraper: make sure your site has a strong and highly interwoven internal structure (like the prior link). Keep things organized with hierarchal organization and the sky really is the limit.
3) Nepotism works. Ok, I’m not sure that’s the best description, but the principle is the same. People recognize names. Take for example this picture of UNC’s South Building. As much as I would love to say this picture is a popular pathway through which people discover my site because it’s a great picture, it’s more likely because of the way Google classifies it according to its description. In other words, if you want people to find your office on floor 42, don’t label the elevator button, aousdfa.
4) Visibility. I’m going to bet that most of my readers could recognize the Empire State Building without me telling them it’s the Empire State Building. Classic associations like the King Kong films really make the otherwise boring building (The Chrysler Building is much more interesting) a commonly recognized shape. In the world of SEO, link building does the same. Take for example Wikipedia. According to Yahoo’s Site Explorer, it has 240 million in links. I currently have 75 in links. Guess which is going to score better with Google?
Bail Insurance: The Best Bet in Las Vegas

Las Vegas is apparently a great city to visit. I would never want to live there , but it’s one of those places I’ll put on my list of “places to experience.” Notice how I say “experience” and not “see.” If traveling has taught me nothing else, it’s that travelers go to experience places and tourist go to see a place. Vegas isn’t in the same league as places like Paris or Athens, but Vegas has soul and I love cities with soul.
That being said, what makes Vegas such a gem is the fact that it’s a place where ordinary people visit with the specific goal of going crazy. And that sound sounds like the perfect recipe for an “experience.” Think of the great movie, “The Hangover.” Where else could such a movie be based? Not to many: gambling is legal and highly suggested, you can get married at a drive through wedding chapel (that’s totally the American Way), and last time I checked, Las Vegas consumes almost as much shrimp per day than the rest of the United States combined even though it’s roughly 275 miles from the nearest ocean. If that’s not the iconic American Experience in a nutshell, what is?
But with such a recipe, does that mean people really go crazy in Vegas? I’ve got my doubts and in the spirit of America, that’s a gamble I would be more than willing to make…
INTRODUCING
THE LAS VEGAS BAIL INSURANCE THEORY:
How Insuring Tourist against Bail may be the Best Odds in Vegas!
Yes, you read that right. You are not going crazy. The basic idea of the theory is that people generally say they are going to go crazy in Vegas, but in fact don’t. And I personally think it’s the best bet in Vegas outside of owning a casino.
According to Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department, the city’s police force makes around 75,000 adult arrest per year for what the FBI classifies as Part 2 offenses ( everything that’s not: murder, negligent and non-negligent manslaughter, rape, robbery, burglary, aggravated and non-aggravated assault, larceny, motor vehicle theft and arson). So basically the Part 2 offenses are stuff that tourist are generally going to be arrested for and if you are tourist and get arrested for a Part 1 crime… I’m pretty sure that bail is the least of your worries.
So that leaves 75,000 arrests for the roughly 36,500,0000 visitors Vegas saw in 2009 plus the 500,000 residents of the city. So for convenience, let’s combine those and say Vegas host 37,000,000 individuals per year. Do a little simple math and that’s 1 arrest per 493 people. That’s not bad sounding. But how does that compare to the US Average?
Well thankfully the FBI keeps great records on crime statistics and according to their estimate, American law enforcement personnel made 11,377,221 Part 2 arrest during 2009. And as the total US Population is estimated at roughly 300,000,000 (and that’s including the under 18 crew)… Do the math and that comes out to be roughly 1 arrest per 26 people! That’s a huge difference between the Las Vegas average and US National average. And I highly doubt the under 18 crew is really getting arrested at a rate great enough to cause such a difference. At least I hope not.
So what does that say about Las Vegas? I honestly don’t know for sure, but I’m leaning towards the theory that people are pretty well behaved when they travel to Las Vegas. And just for another comparison, the national arrest rate for all Part 2 offenses in suburban areas is roughly 1 arrest per 28 people. In other words, I’m not messing with soccer moms.
Anyone want to start a new business?!?
The Warren Buffet Concert Ticket Investment Theory.
I’m currently undergoing live music withdrawal. Yes, it exist and it generally sucks. There really isn’t any other way to put it. But I’m proactive and I have a solution!

The Chapel Hill/Carrboro area of North Carolina used to be a live music hotspot. It’s location between the Atlanta and the DC area made it an ideal location to stop for the night, play an extra gig, and hang out it in what can be argued as one of the top college towns in the United States (The picture is of people jumping fires on Franklin Street following UNC’s 2005 NCAA National Championship win).
Venues such as the Cat’s Cradle and The Local 506 were popular venues for artists that normally played much larger venues, but decided to play a smaller, more intimate show for the local music lovers. Along with attracting groups from pretty much anywhere and everywhere, the local scene produced a lot of local bred talent in the 1980s and 1990s including such groups as Superchunk and Ben Folds Five.
Unfortunately, the mighty river of musical talent has experienced a major draught and is dare I say it, dried up to an almost wet-weather drainage stream. I hate to say it, but since 2008, here is the list of groups I’ve seen in the Chapel Hill/Carrboro Area: Interpol, the Artic Monkeys, Of Montreal, and the Soft Pack. And the first two were in Raleigh. Needless to say, but I’m going to anyway… that’s sad for a metro area with over a million people in it.
Well, I’ve come up with a solution. I travel to see bands and it’s awesome. Over the same time span that I’ve seen 4 bands in the Triangle area, I’ve traveled to Atlanta to see the Kings of Leon, Portland to see Metric and K’naan, and New York to see Spoon and Vampire Weekend.
And it’s been worth every penny. I make it a point to travel and I’ve been lucky enough to be able to do so. And it doesn’t hurt to have friends and a sibling whom I can normally bribe with a ticket for a place to stay!
Well, I’ve got a new theory I’m going to try out… I’m going to try and make a concert pay for itself. How you might ask? I’m going to play the concert market and invest in tickets.
So how does this work? It’s easy and my method of investment is based on Warren Buffet’s method of investment: buy undervalued, but solid equity. In the case of concerts, buy tickets to concerts of quality artist that are undervalued in price. In a city like New York, it’s tough to find a concert that is seriously undervalued, but I’ve found my concert: Cut Copy. Other bands I’ve wanted to see have had their tickets triple in value on the secondary market, so let’s see if I win!



