Why I would hire this Cat over most People

 

Meet James Bond the cat.  It’s my parent’s cat and I generally dislike him on a personal level.  I mean really dislike him.  This 13 pound ball of fur is noisy, he can’t figure out if he wants to stay in or go out, and did I mention noisy?!?  This cat screams it’s head off for hours on end and it’s not pleasant.

But the cat has something that I think lacks in virtually ever person I have ever known.  He knows exactly who he is and he has the drive to do exactly what he was built to do.  And he is good at it.  Really good.

In his case it’s catch birds/lizards/mice and for that, I actually admire him.

And that’s exactly why I would hire this cat.  I may not like him personally, but if I was looking for a mouse hunter, this cat would be who I would hire.  He’s got the credentials (look at those claws), the experience (he is young, but he knows what he is doing), and most of all, he is an innovative, highly driven mouse hunting machine.

We say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but what about nurturing a young cat’s natural skills?  I think we have a winner.

And on a side note, that gives me an awesome new business idea… a Rent-a-Cat Extermination service.  It’s low employment cost and highly effective.  Plus you get a cat for a day or two.  Pretty sweet idea if you ask me.

 

 

 

Pitching to Bloggers: Everything you need to know, you learned in a bar

Normally I  shy away from further relating the advertising and marketing world to the Mad Men inspired alcoholic perception that seems to dominate many outsiders perceptions about the industry, but today I’ll make an exception.  There is a lot you can learn in a bar.  And some of it may help your career!  So without further interruption… Brian’s PR Lessons from a bar.

Lesson Number 1

The first step to connecting with a blogger is scouting out the Blogsphere.  If you are looking for a mobile technology blogger, it makes no sense talking to a consumer electronics blogger.  You both obviously like tech gizmo’s, but let’s face it, they aren’t your type.  There is no real chemistry in this relationship.  And secondly, if you are a band geek, the chances of you picking up the head cheerleader are pretty low.  You might get lucky and snag a big win, but chances are that you would be better spending that energy talking to a blogger a little more in your league.

Lesson Number 2

You have 30 seconds to get a blogger’s attention.  Think of this as a your pick-up line.  Be original, be confident, and ALWAYS be yourself.  Bloggers are generally pretty savvy people and they get a lot of attention.  They know they are being hit on and attempting to trick them or hiding what you really want will not end well for you.   If you have something good to offer, let that speak for itself.  In other words, get to the point; they know that you want them.  And furthermore, don’t be sloppy!  Grammar and style count.  No-one wants to be hit on by a tipsy person.

Lesson 3

Follow up.  The three day rule most definitely applies.  Just because your first attempt didn’t end in a homerun doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try again.  Second attempts prove your interest.  But don’t try too hard.  That’s just sad and kinda creepy.

Lesson 4

Bloggers are not one night stands.  Using a blogger and ditching them after you get what you want is mean.  If your campaign is a success and you are hired to do further work for your client, it’s nice to have a little black book.

Lesson 5

Send a Thank You Note. This one doesn’t really come from something that you learned in a bar, but I’m going to include it because it’s the considerate thing to do.  And in a world that doesn’t really like PR people (it’s true), a personal thank you goes soooooo far.  I’m serious.  Thank You Notes may in fact be the most beneficial thing that you can do to nurture a relationship.

The Warren Buffet Concert Investment Theory Part 2

The realization of an investment can be a wonderful experience or in the case of a loss, a feeling similar to putting a trusted horse out to paster.  Luckily for me, my investment not only resulted in a positive gain, but it was a large enough gain that I’m going to both the Cut Copy and LCD Soundsystem concerts for zero cost to me.  I’m sure I could of held out for more, but I achieved my goals and being greedy was an extra risk I didn’t feel was needed.  It’s kind of like going to Vegas: just because you won one round doesn’t mean you are going to win the next.  Know when to cut your losses, but more importantly, know when to take the money and run.

While I’m happy with my win, I’m not the only one who is playing the NYC concert market for what it’s worth.  Take for example the insanity surrounding LCD Soundsytem’s last ever show.  The rumor mill has been hard at work coming up with theories about what happened and to be honest, I’m inclined to believe they may have some truth behind them.  Withholding tickets and slowly selling them off for outrages gains thanks to the hype is a pretty crazy idea, but this is the music and entertainment industry.  Rules don’t really exist.  My experiences playing the market tells me something isn’t exactly black and white.  I can understand Terminal 5 selling out quickly for an indie band like Cut Copy or LCD Soundstystem, but Madison Square Garden?  Last time I checked, the Strokes concert at Madison Square Garden the night before LCD still has tickets available.  It’s hard to believe that LCD Soundsystem sold out the venue within seconds while the Strokes concert still has tickets left…  Just my thoughts.

 

Freelance Rates and SEO

Today I thought I would take the time to explain a really basic rate structure of freelancing and do something that advertising agencies are increasing expecting… work for free.

So for the first order of business: the rate structure.  What is a freelancer’s time and skill worth?  That really depends on a lot of things, but at a vary basic level, it’s really a function of three things: “experience”/experience, talent, and location.

The first area I’ll talk about is the effect of location.  This one is pretty straightforward: a freelancer with a New York address is historically going to be able to charge more for their services than a freelancer based in say, North Carolina.  It’s silly to assume that just because someone has an NYC address that they are inherently more valuable, but from my experience, it’s the truth.  I could attempt to make the argument that the Internet has helped reduce this archaic fact, but I’m not quite ready to do that.  The idea of outsourcing creative services to the developing world in order to save a buck pretty much debases that argument.  There are simply too many sub-factors such as location based cost-of-operation costs that play a major role in determining location related overhead/variable costs and that’s more detail than I want to go into today.  Just take it for fact, location plays a major role in rates.

The second area is talent.  At a basic level, it’s defined as one’s natural ability to do something.  In the real world, I’ll argue that it’s one’s ability to do something well.  That’s a function of natural ability and learned ability.  I’ve got a lab tested VO2 Max in the range of 70-75 ml/kg/min.  Compared to the average 23 year old male at say 45-50 ml/kg/min, that’s high.  In non-science-y terms, that basically means my body can take in oxygen at a level comparable to many professional endurance athletes.  The guys winning the NYC Marathon and Tour de France are normally just a wee bit higher at say 80-85 ml/kg/min.  That being said, I routinely get dropped by Cat 2 amateur cycling racers.  So I may have the natural capability to take in oxygen like a pro, but right now I’m not able to take my natural ability and fully exploit it.  And that’s “talent” in a nutshell: it’s not about potential, it’s about being able to exploit it.  Those people who can tap into their strengths tend to be really good at what they do and thusly have the ability to charge higher rates.

Now for the most difficult area, “experience” and experience.  This is the hardest area to simplify into a few sentences.  That’s mostly because it’s the easiest to manipulate.  And on that note, how do you really define experience?!?  I can’t even begin to give you an answer for the last question, but what I can tell you is experience is very subjective.  Just because you have 10-20 years of business experience does not mean you know anything about social media, SEO, etc.  It’s a great background, but the fact is “time in the business” or a long list of projects is a poor indicator of value or expertise.  What it does do is allow “experienced” freelancers to create strong networks of business relationships resulting in higher wages for the same work.  That’s “experience,” not experience.  Experience on the other hand is a major asset in setting your rates.  And from my personal experiences, experience does not have a direct relationship to time.  It’s correlational.

So know for the free work part: some SEO Tips.  SEO works like a skyscraper.  You need a solid base (good content) before you can build up (increase visibility).  Without it, your building will fall down.

 

1) Content.  If you have a boring website, no one will want to read it.  If you have content that is both relevant and engaging, you have your solid base.  Take for example Rem Koolhaas’s Seattle Public Library.  It’s got both and I never miss going to see it when I’m in Seattle.  How many libraries have that?

2) Internal Structure.  If you get the chance before it’s complete, visit the site of the NYC Freedom Tower.  I’ve been lucky enough to see the memorial lights in person two years in a row now and I’ve also made it a point to visit the area once a year to see the building’s progress.  Be like a skyscraper: make sure your site has a strong and highly interwoven internal structure (like the prior link).  Keep things organized with hierarchal organization and the sky really is the limit.

3) Nepotism works.  Ok, I’m not sure that’s the best description, but the principle is the same.  People recognize names.  Take for example this picture of UNC’s South Building.  As much as I would love to say this picture is a popular pathway through which people discover my site because it’s a great picture, it’s more likely because of the way Google classifies it according to its description.  In other words, if you want people to find your office on floor 42, don’t label the elevator button, aousdfa.

4) Visibility.  I’m going to bet that most of my readers could recognize the Empire State Building without me telling them it’s the Empire State Building.  Classic associations like the King Kong films really make the otherwise boring building (The Chrysler Building is much more interesting) a commonly recognized shape.  In the world of SEO, link building does the same.  Take for example Wikipedia.  According to Yahoo’s Site Explorer, it has 240 million in links.  I currently have 75 in links.  Guess which is going to score better with Google?

 

 

Bail Insurance: The Best Bet in Las Vegas

Las Vegas is apparently a great city to visit.  I would never want to live there , but it’s one of those places I’ll put on my list of “places to experience.”  Notice how I say “experience” and not “see.”  If traveling has taught me nothing else, it’s that travelers go to experience places and tourist go to see a place.  Vegas isn’t  in the same league as places like Paris or Athens, but Vegas has soul and I love cities with soul.

That being said, what makes Vegas such a gem is the fact that it’s a place where ordinary people visit with the specific goal of going crazy.  And that sound sounds like the perfect recipe for an “experience.”  Think of the great movie, “The Hangover.”  Where else could such a movie be based?  Not to many: gambling is legal and highly suggested, you can get married at a drive through wedding chapel (that’s totally the American Way), and last time I checked, Las Vegas consumes almost as much shrimp per day than the rest of the United States combined even though it’s roughly 275 miles from the nearest ocean.  If that’s not the iconic American Experience in a nutshell, what is?

But with such a recipe, does that mean people really go crazy in Vegas?  I’ve got my doubts and in the spirit of America, that’s a gamble I would be more than willing to make…

INTRODUCING

THE LAS VEGAS BAIL INSURANCE THEORY:

How Insuring Tourist against Bail may be the Best Odds in Vegas!

Yes, you read that right.  You are not going crazy.  The basic idea of the theory is that people generally say they are going to go crazy in Vegas, but in fact don’t.  And I personally think it’s the best bet in Vegas outside of owning a casino.

According to Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department, the city’s police force makes around 75,000 adult arrest per year for what the FBI classifies as Part 2 offenses ( everything that’s not: murder, negligent and non-negligent manslaughter, rape, robbery, burglary, aggravated and non-aggravated assault, larceny, motor vehicle theft and arson).  So basically the Part 2 offenses are stuff that tourist are generally going to be arrested for and if you are tourist and get arrested for a Part 1 crime…  I’m pretty sure that bail is the least of your worries.

So that leaves 75,000 arrests for the roughly 36,500,0000 visitors Vegas saw in 2009 plus the 500,000 residents of the city.  So for convenience, let’s combine those and say Vegas host 37,000,000 individuals per year.  Do a little simple math and that’s 1 arrest per 493 people.  That’s not bad sounding.  But how does that compare to the US Average?

Well thankfully the FBI keeps great records on crime statistics and according to their estimate, American law enforcement personnel made 11,377,221 Part 2 arrest during 2009.  And as the total US Population is estimated at roughly 300,000,000 (and that’s including the under 18 crew)…  Do the math and that comes out to be roughly 1 arrest per 26 people!  That’s a huge difference between the Las Vegas average and US National average.  And I highly doubt the under 18 crew is really getting arrested at a rate great enough to cause such a difference.  At least I hope not.

So what does that say about Las Vegas?  I honestly don’t know for sure, but I’m leaning towards the theory that people are pretty well behaved when they travel to Las Vegas.  And just for another comparison, the national arrest rate for all Part 2 offenses in suburban areas is  roughly 1 arrest per 28 people.  In other words, I’m not messing with soccer moms.

Anyone want to start a new business?!?

The Warren Buffet Concert Ticket Investment Theory.

I’m currently undergoing live music withdrawal.  Yes, it exist and it generally sucks.  There really isn’t any other way to put it.  But I’m proactive and I have a solution!

The Chapel Hill/Carrboro area of North Carolina used to be a live music hotspot.  It’s location between the Atlanta and the DC area made it an ideal location to stop for the night, play an extra gig, and hang out it in what can be argued as one of the top college towns in the United States (The picture is of people jumping fires on Franklin Street following UNC’s 2005 NCAA National Championship win).

Venues such as the Cat’s Cradle and The Local 506 were popular venues for artists that normally played much larger venues, but decided to play a smaller, more intimate show for the local music lovers.  Along with attracting groups from pretty much anywhere and everywhere, the local scene produced a lot of local bred talent in the 1980s and 1990s including such groups as Superchunk and Ben Folds Five.

Unfortunately, the mighty river of musical talent has experienced a major draught and is dare I say it, dried up to an almost wet-weather drainage stream.  I hate to say it, but since 2008, here is the list of groups I’ve seen in the Chapel Hill/Carrboro Area: Interpol, the Artic Monkeys, Of Montreal, and the Soft Pack.  And the first two were in Raleigh.  Needless to say, but I’m going to anyway… that’s sad for a metro area with over a million people in it.

Well, I’ve come up with a solution.  I travel to see bands and it’s awesome.  Over the same time span that I’ve seen 4 bands in the Triangle area, I’ve traveled to Atlanta to see the Kings of Leon, Portland to see Metric and K’naan, and New York to see Spoon and Vampire Weekend.

And it’s been worth every penny.  I make it a point to travel and I’ve been lucky enough to be able to do so.  And it doesn’t hurt to have friends and a sibling whom I can normally bribe with a ticket for a place to stay!

Well, I’ve got a new theory I’m going to try out… I’m going to try and make a concert pay for itself.  How you might ask?  I’m going to play the concert market and invest in tickets.

So how does this work?  It’s easy and my method of investment is based on Warren Buffet’s method of investment: buy undervalued, but solid equity.  In the case of concerts, buy tickets to concerts of quality artist that are undervalued in price.  In a city like New York, it’s tough to find a concert that is seriously undervalued, but I’ve found my concert: Cut Copy.  Other bands I’ve wanted to see have had their tickets triple in value on the secondary market, so let’s see if I win!

What’s in a Product Name? A lot.

When consumers notice a new product that catches their eye, they notice two things: the visual look of the product and the name of the product.  Both are very powerful by themselves, but when combined, their power is enough to convince consumers to pay high premiums for name-brand products.  Oftentimes other more practical qualities influence the value of a product, but in markets like the vodka market, where there isn’t a huge difference between a $10 bottle and a $50 bottle, the product really is judged by its cover.  It’s the ultimate example of why branding is big business.

And that’s what makes product naming such a huge issue for new products and companies.  Coming up with the perfect name for a product or a company takes talent and it’s not something you can really learn.  Yes, it helps to have experience, but let’s face it, Ernest Hemingway didn’t learn to write, he learned to evolve and master his natural talent.

So what makes a great product name?  Does it need to be descriptive?  Does it need to evoke a feeling in the customer?  Does it need to be catchy?  Well the easy answer is, it all depends on the product.  There is no perfect check list for product naming.  I’ll argue that companies like Apple Computers have mastered the naming game (and I’m a fan of my own pet projects like DZ Nuts Blue Balls Edition), but that doesn’t really answer the question of what makes a great name?

Well, there is one thing I’ve noticed.  Good product names are memorable.  They contain an unnamed and indescribable quality that makes them perfect for their product.  Take for example Google.  Can you imagine Google being called anything else?  Or once again, look at Apple Computers.  Not only is the name easy to remember, but the name Apple fits Apple Computers perfectly.  Their products are like the fruit, traditionally non-flashy on the outside, but sweet in the middle.  And the way they have incorporated their personality into their advertising… I can pretty much answer “let’s look at what Apple did” to any advertising strategy question that comes up and come out safe 90% of the time.

But beware of having an odd name like Google.  In Google’s case, their name has that unnamed magical quality, but in most cases, odd names fail.  They pretty much end up becoming “that product.”  Consumers can recognize the product when they see it, but they can’t name it.  And in a world where it’s a lot easier to tell your friends the name of a product rather than showing them a picture… that’s not a winning situation unless your company is named Koenigsegg (Top Gear’s testing of “that car.”)

For a great example of a company that recognized the value that a great name can bring to a product, think of Finlandia Vodka.  The product name is unique, easy to say, and it instantly makes the consumer associate the product with Finland.  Compared to its sister product back in Finland, Koskenkorva, I think we can agree that Finladia is just a little better name.

Getting Creative in Business: Photography Consulting

Photography is expensive.  Well, good photography is expensive.  The upfront cost of professional grade equipment is substantial and it isn’t easy to produce quality work like many people believe it is.  If you believe you can instantly create great commercial photography for your business with a simple DSLR and home studio without any training, go try it.  You might get lucky, but chances are you will just end up frustrated.  Today’s basic DSLRs are absolutely mind-blowing, but without knowing how to tap into their potential, most people are not going to be able to do much except shot in full-auto mode and the results will show it.

And for that reason alone, commercial photography is much more challenging than most people believe.   That’s not to say it is exceptionally difficult, but it does take some knowledge and skills that most people will not have naturally.  In that way, it’s a lot like being a baker.  Only a few ingredients are needed to make bread, but without experience and knowledge, it’s hard. And that makes photography a very difficult issue for small online retailers.  To be successful in today’s online world, small businesses need quality photography, but very few small scale retailers can afford the investment of hiring a pro photographer to do it for them.  Most good photographers charge anywhere from $300-$500/half day and that’s generally much more than a small business can dish out and still make money.

Because of the large cost of hiring a pro, small businesses typically do one of two things.  They either attempt to do it themselves and end up with amateur looking photography or they attempt to get a want-to-be pro to do it for them for next to nothing.  Sometimes you end up with a skilled photographer who really is just getting their start, but for the most part, you will end up with someone who picked up a DSLR one day and decided, “I’m going to be a photographer!”   It’s great that people have an interest in photography, but most so-called “pros” that people find for cheap on Craigslist lack virtually any skill.  It’s one of those situations where you most likely will get what you pay for.  But even if you get a photographer with their own equipment and studio to do your work for say $200/half day, that’s still a lot for what you get.

But there is a third solution.  And it’s a much stronger and financially sound solution for small businesses.  Hire a photographer for a photo consulting session and create a relationship with that photographer.  When you need help, give them a call, but take control of  95% of production yourself.  Yes, I’ve started hiring out myself for this type of work, but I’ll be honest, it’s a brilliant solution for everyone involved.  As someone who does more than just photography, operating  as a photo consultant helps me grow my business, but it also creates a situation where the small business owner can maximize their investment in photography and grow as well.  As a small retailer, chances are you are pretty skilled at doing a lot of different things for your business.  Make photography one of them.  Yes you will have to make a fairly substantial investment in equipment and yes hiring a photographer (who can teach you) can be expensive, but the investment is well worth your time and money.  To give you an example of what a $1000-$1500 total investment and 4-6 hours of your time can result in…

DZ Nuts Blueballs Edition

If you ride a bike much, you have probably experienced something known as a saddle sore.  It’s painful and not exactly a fun experience.  Luckily chamois creams are available and very effective.  And the best one I know of…  DZ Nuts.  I’ve tried many, but DZ Nuts is a clear winner.  And how can you expect anything else with a name like DZ Nuts?  Thank you Mr. Dave Zabriskie.  Seriously, thank you.

Well last spring I was out on a nice long early spring training ride (50-70 miles if my memory serves me well) when a glorious vision came to me.  Either that or it was some cyclo-based hallucination…  Either way, meet the DZ Nuts Blueballs Edition.  I think it’s a great product idea that fits well into the whole culture of DZ Nuts, but more importantly, I see this as an opportunity to take my cycling inspired joke product and do some good with it.  After some thought, I figured, why not try and get DZ Nuts to make DZ Nuts Blueballs Edition, partner with the LiveStrong Foundation, and raise some money for Testicular Cancer?  It’s a solid idea right?  Right now I’m still trying to get a hold of DZ Nuts, so if you know anyone…

And for some more entertainment… Dave Zabriskie.

The Cover Letter… And getting hired.

One of the greatest insights I’ve managed to gain over the last year or so is what potential employers in the ad business or really any business are actually looking for.  And it’s not always what you would expect.  As a creative strategy specialist, you would think ad agencies would look firstly at my creative and problem solving potential.  They don’t and I don’t blame them for a second.  Creative potential doesn’t make money, actual sales make money.  It’s not rocket science, but if you are looking at entering the advertising business, don’t expect to be in a position where you are going to be flexing your creative muscles to your full potential.  It rarely works that way.  You will do much better if you can look at a set of metrics, figure out what’s working, and adapt your creative power to enhancing that trend.  So what are potential employers looking for in today’s market?  The easy answer: numbers.  If you can bring real numbers to table and show potential employers you can not only talk the talk, but also walk the walk, people will take you seriously.

Now that I’ve spilled the beans about what you need to bring to your interview, how do you get there?  Well it all starts with a cover letter.  You get one shot to make a memorable first impression and in today’s economy and you better make it a good one.  And in the advertising world, it’s even more vital.  If you can’t sell yourself, how in the world do you expect anyone to hire you to sell their product?!?

I’ve written somewhere in the realm of 500 or so cover letters in the last year, so I consider myself an expert.  I’ve also done a lot of online PR work with a lot of success.  Through that time, I’ve varied my tactics, looked at the results, and adapted accordingly.  I’m still unemployed this second, but that’s a result of a lack of those pesky “numbers” I talked about earlier.  Like I said, raw creativity doesn’t make money… proven results does.

Numero UNO: Keep it short.  One to two paragraphs is all you need.  Mention how you found them, why you think you would make a good asset, and close with an open invitation for further conversation.  Anything more and you will almost certainly get placed in the skip pile.

Numero DOS: Make sure your contact info is easy to find and 100% correct.  Ornate letterhead that takes a reader away from the letter itself doesn’t help you unless you are a graphic designer.  And even then, think of the golden rule of design… if it doesn’t achieve it’s primary purpose, it’s a piece of ….

Numero TRES: Know who you are talking to.  Do some research and learn about the company.  Form letters go directly into the trash.  Why would anyone even consider hiring anyone who doesn’t care enough about the company to learn something about it?

Numero QUATRO: Send it to the right person.  Once again, do some research.  It may take some time and effort on your part, but avoid sending letters to faceless email addresses like “jobs@company.com.”  This may be difficult, but this is one place you can show off your creativity.  Want an example?  Alec Brownstein.

Numero CINCO: This is the most important one… BE YOURSELF! Pretending to be someone else, changing stories to fit the situation, and outright lying never ends well.  In today’s information age, you will not win.  Period.

And on a side note, another great way to get a potential employer’s attention: have a great online presence.